01.30.2013

Graphic Credit: Kevin Tuma

Liberal Words and Phrases

original article written by Net Advisor™

WASHINGTON DC [political humor]. Well it’s time that we come to an understanding and offer some transparency on some of the common liberal words and phrases we have heard.

Fair and Balanced = Fair. Only benefits those not contributing.

Balanced = 105% tilted toward the other party’s favor, 5% in your favor. The 5% is really a throwaway and canceled out after offsetting 105%, thus giving the balance to the other party.

Comprehensive Way = A broad undefined phrase to make people think libs are considering all options.

Compromise = Telling people libs are open to negotiating a position, but in the end they want you to give up your entire position for theirs.

Reaching Out = Make people think they care about your issues.

Transparency = Any meeting held by public officials behind closed doors. No transcripts are available.

Draw Down = Realizing what the British Empire and Russia had already known over the last 175 years. Wars can’t be won by ideology.

Executive Order = Making up laws that Congress would never pass through normal checks and balances.

Common Sense Measures = Vague terminology that appeals to the speakers values, not yours.

Finding the Right Balance = Figuring out how to exclude your ideas from negotiation.

Fair Share = Making a minority population bear the responsibility for the majority.

Paying a Little Bit More = Multiplying your existing tax bracket by a new number. Note the word, “multiply” is more than “a little bit” more.

Hunt Down = Tough talk used after innocent Americans are killed or victimized. No action follows.

Bring Those Responsible to Justice = See ‘Hunt Down’ definition.

Let Me be Perfectly Clear = Statement that will eventually follow contradiction.

1. keep your guns
2. marriage definition
3. no lobbyist money except for inauguration and campaign elections
4. no taxes on middle class

Gun Control = Limiting or taking the rights away from 100 million+ law abiding citizens and ignoring all criminals and the severe mentally ill who are the sources of the problem.

Gun Control definition #2 = Punishing 100 million+ law abiding citizens for the ill deeds of a few.

Bank Holiday = Freezing depositor’s assets in a bank. This was used in the USA during the Great Depression, now being used in Europe to prevent people from taking their money out of banks before the government gets it.

Fast and Furious = A scheme whereby gov allowed illegal straw purchases of firearms and ammunition; then illegally allowed transport of said weapons to another country (Mexico) that outlaws them, only to provide said weapons to drug cartels, who intern used them to murder innocent citizens including American law enforcement officers. The perceived intent was to show why we need better gun control in the USA, but gov got caught playing the scheme.

Never Let an Opportunity Go to Waste = Push a radical agenda when people are suffering, overly emotional, or make snap non-rational decisions.

Comprehensive Immigration Reform = Amnesty

Birth Certificate = Something the gets printed only when overwhelming demand is called for.

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